There once was a woman named Pearl
Whose looks would make most grown men hurl
But thanks for the sound
of her name she soon found
a husband, whose true love was Perl.
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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