There once was a woman named Pearl
Whose looks would make most grown men hurl
But thanks for the sound
of her name she soon found
a husband, whose true love was Perl.
Went to join the gridlock to see it
Held an eclipse party
Watched a live feed
I cn"t see tge kwubosd to amswr thus
I tried to see it, but 8000 miles of rock got in the way
Wanted to see it, but they wouldn't reschedule it
Read the book instead
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