There once was a woman named Pearl
Whose looks would make most grown men hurl
But thanks for the sound
of her name she soon found
a husband, whose true love was Perl.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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