Near Annan, in SW Scotland, there's place called the Golf Hotel, and I've always wanted to go there with a girl called Juliet ask them to play a Tango. But the best news is that when I was in aid work I knew a lot of Finns, one of whom was called Karsten Lemni; so his call sign was Kilo Lima; but in Finnish, Lima, so I'm told, means "Phlegm". So I'm just saying, handle with care :)
When I was 16 and on one of my first solo flights,a falcon jet was sitting there - forever. I vividly remember it's tail numers 601SB. I was in this tin can for a plane being blown all over the place because I had nowhere to go. When I got on the radio asking if he was ready to go, I almost let out "601 Stupid B***h", it just rolled off the tounge easier.