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not starting a holy war, but...
Hah, a title guaranteed to get people reading.
Shame the content was an early christmas list.
Have you thought of using Google?
It searches images you know. The Perhaps try GIMP to put to pictures together, this may involve some effort..
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (155 votes),