Well, I'm slightly overweight, have a job that tortures me daily (and pays below the status quo), and my coding abilities are average to slightly above average at best. I smoke like a fiend, have a steady girlfriend, and stay home more than I probably should.
in reply to Top goal for the coming new year
But, I had to choose "other". My goal for the year is to improve my guitar-playing until I'm a Guitar God, whereupon I can quit my job, continue to eat whatever I like, dedicate my Perl coding to my band's website (at my leisure), and continue to smoke like a fiend. That would take care of the staying home part, too.
Don't know if the girlfriend would play along with it, though...
perl -e 's=$;$/=$\;W=i;$\=$/;s;;XYW\\U$"\;\);sig,$_^=$[x5,print;'