vote on When I grow up, I want to be:
1 - though without the goofball employer.
When I was a kid I wanted to be a programmer or a giant monster, now I'm a grown-up programmer I want to be a giant monster programmer.
perl -pe "s/\b;([mnst])/'\1/mg"
..a lumberjack! (cue music)
Hang on; no, no, that can't be right..
perl -pe '"I lo*`+$^X$.\"$]!$/"=~m%(.*)%s;$_=$1;y^`+*^e v^#$&V"+@( NO CARRIER'
A famous rock'n'roll guitarist.
- Yes, I reinvent wheels.
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