$thou = "romeo"; my $self = "juliet";
if ($thou, knowest($night{mask} => my $face) ) {
} else { "maiden blush", bepaint(my $cheek)
for (msgget $thou => "tonight"); }
fain($self, dwell => 'form') .. fain (fain ( !
msgsnd tonight => $self, said)); undef $compliment;!
$thou->love('me')? tell me eq 'Ay' :
$self, take($thou => $word); 'yet' if $thou->swear -
$thou == undef; @lovers{perjuries},
Jove('laughs'). 0, Romeo;
if ($thou->love) {
tell $thou->love('faithfully')}
sub AUTOLOAD {} package
romeo; sub
swear {"to"} sub
love {"juliet"} 1
or die;
__END__
Juliet's monologue from Act 2, Scene 2
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Thou knowest the mask of night is on my face;
Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
For that which thou hast heard me speak tonight.
Fain would I dwell on form -- fain, fain deny
What I have spoken; but farewell compliment!
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay';
And I will take thy word. Yet, if thou swear'st,
Thou may prove false. At lovers' perjuries,
They say Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,
If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully.
perl -pe '"I lo*`+$^X$\"$]!$/"=~m%(.*)%s;$_=$1;y^`+*^e v^#$&V"+@( NO CARRIER'
