This is a little harder to understand... ;-)
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Disclaimer: I might be using the terminology for references and/or typeglobs wrongly here, please correct me if that is the case.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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