/me points to Acme::Inline::PERL
... according to the POD:
PERL is a programming language for writing CGI applications. It's main
+ strength is that it doesn't have any unnecessary warnings or strictu
+res. It is a direct descendent of Perl, a programming language which
mainly by programmers. However, the original language required too muc
+h reading and thinking and so PERL was developed as a language which
+was more in tune with the requirements of the Internet age.
++ for this one :)
... Quidquid perl dictum sit, altum viditur.