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by MeowChow (Vicar)
on Jun 09, 2000 at 05:04 UTC ( #17251=user: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


Signal Handling Revisited:
$SIG{__DIE__} = sub { print "We get signal!"; };

Locale-adjusted chatterbox greeting protocol:

print 'Good ', qw(night morning afternoon evening)[(localtime)[2]/6];

Overheard in the CB shortly after a conversation between crazyinsomniac and myself, regarding the finer points of various digestive waste-products:

<malaga> msg/crazyinsomniac when i chomp it, it hangs - i'm doing it wrong i'm sure - i'll go try it again
Tyke hopes that malaga's comment to crazyinsomniac has nothing to do with the excrement conversation

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[marto]: hey Corion, good weekend?
[prospect]: Thank you
[marto]: no problem prospect
[Corion]: I hope you all spent a good weekend!
[Discipulus]: good morning eumonks!
[Discipulus]: yes thanks, mostly at seaside, but the waterpolo tournemts went bad, very bad.. ;=(
[marto]: hey Discipulus, Corion a reasonable weekend. The boys first trip to the cinema
[Corion]: Discipulus: You got pushed too much under water?
[Corion]: marto: Oooh - cinema... I guess that's something I could do with my godson and sibling and sister as well, but I guess that getting a six year old and two four year olds into one movie is a tough sell ;)
[marto]: busy weekend, no me time :P

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