#!perl # package SMiTZ; BEGIN { until ($age > 19) { $self->freeload && $self->annoy_parents; } } sub new { my ($class, $self) = @_; unless (&work($self) || &sleep($self)) { $self->smoke; $self->cancer_probablity += rand(0.001); } bless ($self, undef); } END { $self->regret($self); $die; }
Dont worry, Im not suicidal or depressed, just wanted to do my Auto-Biography in perl golf.
SMiTZ
this is the first poem I ever wrote - thanks Perl
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Re: Time to buy some pills
by jarich (Curate) on Jun 26, 2002 at 06:56 UTC | |
by frankus (Priest) on Jun 26, 2002 at 09:45 UTC |
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