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Re: If I *had* to pick, I'd pick:

by silent11 (Vicar)
on Sep 11, 2002 at 21:50 UTC ( #197089=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to If I *had* to pick, I'd pick:

I'd pick another job!

I want a job where I can wear what ever I want
I want a job where I can come in late with out getting written up
I want a job where I can do alot of nothing
I want a job where I can leave early whenever I want
I want a job where I can write a script to do my work for me
I want a job where I can do my homework
I want a job where I can make free long-distance phone calls
I want a job where I can code perl.




Wait.... I wanna change my vote..... I already have that job!


-Silent11

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[james28909]: yep, i am scraping a websites date/time stamp from an article. none of that is relevant though because the strings i get are as expected. the returned data from the website is the list of @weekdays
[james28909]: i need to convert those @weekdays to an numerical date based off of scalar localtime
[james28909]: i have thught about this and though about it lol
[james28909]: also remember, that if 'Today' is may 1, then Yesterday is not may 31 lol
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