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Perl Mambo

by jkahn (Friar)
on Sep 15, 2002 at 21:48 UTC ( #198089=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

This tune has been kicking around in my head for a while, so I couldn't resist. This compiles under strict and warnings, and sorta sums up why I like Perl.
#!perl -w use strict; # really! do # to the tune of 'Mambo'; #5, apologies to Lou Bega our (@syntax) = ('syncopated', 'baby'); sub refrain { my (%little_bit_of) = ('regex' =~ /(matching) (string)/); @ little_bit_of{'shell', 'calls'} = `do_that thing`; $little_bit_of{C} = sub { for(@syntax){ $little_bit_of{sed} =~ s!\\!!g; # "strip backwhacks" } }; @ { $little_bit_of{'OO'}->can('be_nice') } = @ little_bit_of{'lisp', 'lists'} = map {$_} splice(@_); @ little_bit_of{'rich', 'language'} = ('easy', 'puns'); @ { $little_bit_of{'Perl'} } = ('number' => 1); return [instrumental bridge]; } __END__

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Re: Perl Mambo
by tretin (Friar) on Sep 20, 2002 at 18:45 UTC
    Catchy, and IMO better than the original.

    Nice job.
    work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over.
Re: Perl Mambo
by benn (Vicar) on Apr 29, 2003 at 00:50 UTC
    /me dances around the monastery halls 7 months too late - Bravo.

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[Eily]: that was a sneeze overpowering a cough
[choroba]: Czechs sneeze "Hep-cheek"
vrk adds gingerbread cookies to the platter on the sideboard.
[erix]: I'll give that a try next time
vrk takes a cookie from the platter on the sideboard.
[Eily]: French sneeze "Atchoum", because we close our mouth when we're done :P
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