my $intro = "Born in the cold cold land of Canada, marko had no choice but to live in a little ice hut and make obfuscated Perl s‎crip‎ts that would catch fish and scare away the polar bears. Marko is the relentless author of famous Perl poetry snipets and obfuscated code snipets such as 'readme!@!', 'odd', 'meeting someone','this is a real perl program', 'boxed code', and 'modern (perl) art'.";