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Re: MySQL gone Away
in thread MySQL gone Away
Why iterate, when you can get the whole file in one big slurp?
local $/ = undef;
open(FILE,"<".$filename) || die ("Could not open: $!");
$data = <FILE>;
OmG! They killed tilly! You *bleep*!!
Only for the sake of KISS, nothing more and nothing less.
# Another Perl edition of a song:
# The End, by The Beatles
$you->take($love) eq $you->make($love) ;
I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
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