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My favorite lie is...
"Your call is important to us..."
I hate phone-answering employees who think they are not responsible for the cosmically unjust policies of their employers. Fuck that! You are responsible!
4. B&H Photo
3. ________ Airlines
2. COX Cable - Internet "Service"
1. Wells Fargo (In ignorant Georgian accent) "I'm sorry, we require
at least 10 business days before you can inquire about stolen funds."