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My favorite lie is...
Your computer will crash and installing Perl is the only way to stop it!
...Perl is like sex: if you're doing it wrong, there's no fun to it.
That's in the same arena as:
sah.exe? It's nothing to worry about. It's only a system administration sub-program.
Priority 1, Priority 2, Priority 3
Priority 1, Priority 0, Priority -1
Urgent, important, favour
Data loss, bug, enhancement
Out of scope, out of budget, out of line
Family, friends, work
Impossible, inconceivable, implemented
Results (60 votes),