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in reply to Obligatory option complaints
in thread I mainly write Perl at...

I am only able to write perl at right angles...

once I tried to do so at about a 135º angle and it resulted in serious harm to 12 people standing within a half mile radius...

let us never speak of that day again...


work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over.