in reply to cookie woes
Does $random contain a value? When you read a cookie in, it only returns its -value.
Are you executing the script within the same domain that the cookie is set for? In other words, you cannot read a cookie from a different domain.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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