Programmer & musician.
This started off as a suggestion about a 'welcome' section, but turned into a fully fledged spoof. Hope you like it.
Priority 1, Priority 2, Priority 3
Priority 1, Priority 0, Priority -1
Urgent, important, favour
Data loss, bug, enhancement
Out of scope, out of budget, out of line
Family, friends, work
Impossible, inconceivable, implemented
Results (252 votes),