Nah. Instead, we should just take over the perl community. It's full of things that would do better as a SoPW, and doesn't have enough chitchat and rumormongering -- after all, that's what LiveJournal is supposted to be all about! Oh, and drunken webcam picks of cute chicks in I &heart; Perl thongs.
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