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Do You Believe in Fairies?

by adrianh (Chancellor)
on Feb 11, 2003 at 10:56 UTC ( [id://234352]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Quick everybody:

if ($self->believe_in($vote_fairy) { $self->hands->clap; } else { $vote_fairy->dies; };

(with apologies to J.M.Barrie).

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Re: Do You Believe in Fairies?
by Vote Fairy (Sexton) on Mar 05, 2003 at 19:02 UTC

    This poem is marvelous!

    Update: You better believe in me or you will be the scapegoat!

        my $self = 'puny human'; if ($self->believe_in($vote_fairy)) { $self->receive->votes; } else { $self->isa(scapegoat); };
Re: Do You Believe in Fairies?
by krisahoch (Deacon) on May 25, 2003 at 20:45 UTC
    # Output Appreciation of live saving applause print 'Vote Fairy says, "Thanks for the clap"'; # Check to see if Vote Fairy lives if($vote_fairy->isDead) { $self->play('Taps'); print ", you no vote getting monk humper"; } print ".\n";

    Kristofer Hoch

    Si vos can lego is, vos es super erudio

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