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Re: Universal laws of bugs?

by hsmyers (Canon)
on Mar 09, 2003 at 08:16 UTC ( #241520=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Universal laws of bugs?

  1. A skipped regression test is absolute proof of the existance of a fatal bug.
  2. The only sure way to write bug-free code is not to run to write't even think about it!
  3. Even faster than a code-walk-through is try-and-impress-someone.
  4. A good project manager may not have been 100% accurate about the going-gold date---use the false announcement to 'scare' out a few more of the little critters!


"Never try to teach a pig to wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

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