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Potty humour...

by benn (Priest)
on Mar 20, 2003 at 16:00 UTC ( #244613=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

I make no apologies for this...it came to me while I was...ermmm...meditating in the Monastery bathroom :) 
open (HANDLE,$door);
flock (HANDLE,LOCK_EX);
push;
push;
push;
pop;
my $handle = new IO::File "lavatory", "w";
$handle->flush();
flock (HANDLE,LOCK_UN);
exit;

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/me suddenly wonders if this crops up regularily, as it were....
update Darn - I forgot to close the door again...oh well, Larry'll close it for me:)

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Re: Potty humour...
by YuckFoo (Abbot) on Mar 20, 2003 at 17:31 UTC
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      Ouch! :)
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Re: Potty humour...
by outcast (Monk) on Apr 17, 2003 at 07:21 UTC
    forget the soap what about this? 
    my $tp = new IO::File "Sharmen", "w";
$tp->wipe();
if($bathroom)
{
     SWITCH: {
     
     $bathroom eq "dark" && do { &lights('on');};
     $bathroom eq "stinky" && do { &fan('on');};
     $bathroom eq "leaving" && do { &lights('off');};
     DEFAULT: { &lights('off') && &fan('off');

     };
}

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    Why does that Angry Kid cartoon with the stinky finger come to mind.
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[d/l]

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