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What's that noise?
Not so loud - *they* might hear you...
Paranoid? Who me? No, but why are you following me?
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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