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by t'mo (Pilgrim)
on May 27, 2003 at 13:02 UTC ( #260983=monkdiscuss: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

The first thing I say in the morning is:

  • Oh crap, I'm late!
  • Good morning, dear.
  • Hello, world.
  • Ouch, that hurts!
  • etc.

...every application I have ever worked on is a glorified munger...

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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by teabag (Pilgrim) on May 27, 2003 at 13:41 UTC
    You forgot
    • Who are you, and where am I?
    • I wonder if my cronjob has run?
    • Hey, where are my pants, honey?
    • Hey, where is my honey, pants?
    • <phone>I'm not coming in today, bye </phone>

    Teabag
    Sure there's more than one way, but one just needs one anyway - Teabag

      • Where are you and who am I?
      • Why am I awake? It's not time for lunch yet!
      • What's gonna blow today?

      Jenda
      Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
         -- Rick Osborne

      Edit by castaway: Closed small tag in signature

Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by artist (Parson) on May 27, 2003 at 14:55 UTC
    • Ah, what a beautiful day
    • Good morning, darling
    • What's new on the monastery today?
    • How's the weather is going to be today?
    artist
Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by crenz (Priest) on May 27, 2003 at 15:02 UTC
Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by svsingh (Priest) on May 27, 2003 at 15:26 UTC
    Good list so far, I just have one critical addition...
    • 100 spam messages? Since yesterday?!?
      "Is the internet broken????"
Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by WhiteBird (Hermit) on May 27, 2003 at 19:13 UTC
    • The sun's up already?
    • Where's the coffee?
•Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by merlyn (Sage) on May 27, 2003 at 20:33 UTC
Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by BrowserUk (Pope) on May 28, 2003 at 04:41 UTC

    <clock>9:17</clock> "Darn it! Missed Enterprise again!"

    Update: Hmm. I guess the joke was too obscure. Enterprise shows as 8:00 pm here! Then again, maybe there's just some miserable folks about!


    Examine what is said, not who speaks.
    "Efficiency is intelligent laziness." -David Dunham
    "When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong." -Richard Buckminster Fuller


Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by Marza (Vicar) on May 28, 2003 at 05:36 UTC
    What about?
    • This isn't my ceiling.
    • I'm in jail?
    • Please God, let my car be out front!

Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by Skeeve (Vicar) on May 28, 2003 at 07:22 UTC
    • Morning? What does "Morning" mean?
    • What's that big yellow thing out there?
Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by Chady (Priest) on May 28, 2003 at 08:57 UTC
    • Which way is up?

    He who asks will be a fool for five minutes, but he who doesn't ask will remain a fool for life.

    Chady | http://chady.net/
Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by kutsu (Priest) on May 31, 2003 at 04:25 UTC

  • Okay, if the little hands on the floor and the big hand is on the dresser it's...
  • It's Saturday, why do I always get up early on Saturdays
  • Good night.
  • "Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me

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