I voted vi-emacs; in fact, I inadvertently brought this flamewar to a Mac website while discussing the command line for OS X.
However, if you really wanted to see a holy war, you needed to wear an Indianapolis Colts jersery in Baltimore, back before Baltimore stole the Browns from Cleveland and renamed them the Ravens. It was one of the few times I've felt like my life was in danger, and I used to play in blues bars.
Ain't enough 'O's in 'stoopid' to describe that guy.
- Dave "the King" Wilson