@a=qw(a h a c k i n g 7323 14188 9872 5552 17985 12496 5422 7576);
Coworked with liz
Upd: 3dan made a nice and obfu-er japh which I quite like!
Inspired by recent discussions regarding string increment magic, or just coincidence?
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (109 votes),