My first Obfu attempt - nothing terribly hard to figure out, but I had fun with it...
Update: credit goes to woolfy, for magic-string-auto-increment-based-japh inspiration.
Bought a souvenir
Emailed all my friends about it
Got blowed up
Hit him right dead in the jaw
Made it awkward
Took a selfie
Want to go home
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