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Re: This season I'm celebrating...

by Sandy (Curate)
on Dec 16, 2003 at 14:21 UTC ( #315059=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to This season I'm celebrating...

Happy Holidays! ** (See Footnote 1)

** Footnote 1:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .

and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great, (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only " this country " in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

The wishee further agrees to hold harmless and indemnify the wisher, along with its heirs, assigns, officers, directors, shareholders . . .

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Re: Re: This season I'm celebrating...
by hardburn (Abbot) on Dec 18, 2003 at 18:39 UTC

    You're note is prejudice against those that don't read English, or can't read at all, you insensitive clod.

    I wanted to explore how Perl's closures can be manipulated, and ended up creating an object system by accident.
    -- Schemer

    : () { :|:& };:

    Note: All code is untested, unless otherwise stated

      je m'excuse
Re: Re: This season I'm celebrating...
by Paulster2 (Priest) on Dec 17, 2003 at 00:02 UTC

    While the following statement is neither implicit nor implied:

    What the heck is a lawyer doing on the pages of PM?

    Well, I guess if they'll let me on these pages, you're more than welcome to be here!


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