in reply to
Light Bulb Joke
I was tickled by this one, but then I'm a sucker for gratuitous M$ bashing...
Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they just redefine darkness as the new standard.
0 - I'm a blankster
0 - My devices have no keyboard
0 - I use a chorded keyboard that transcends your concept of keys
26 - I need the other keys for Perl sigils!
31 - I write code in the original APL
31 - ß counts only as one letter!
∞ - I use an Optimus keyboard
ℵ1 - I reject your Latin-centric notion of letters
Results (31 votes),