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Light Bulb Joke
I was tickled by this one, but then I'm a sucker for gratuitous M$ bashing...
Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they just redefine darkness as the new standard.
My savings account
My retirement account
Winning the lottery
A Post-scarcity economy
Retirement?! You'll have to pull the keyboard from my cold, dead hands
I'm independently wealthy
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