I'm getting way
you could say that the Washington Monument in Wash. D.C. is really just a "symbol" of white-male domination
This claim has actually been made. Last year, someone at Harvard built a snow phallus. This article in the Harvard Crimson about the sculpture (contains a picture of the sculpture, so may not be worksafe), interviews, among other people, a Women’s Studies lecturer.
She said the snow penis follows a long line of public phallic symbols, including the Washington Monument and missiles.
Once it's Turing complete, everything else is just syntactic sugar.