|Here is where I talk about how cool I am. Years ago I had a long, huge, exhaustive page here detailing everything there was to know. But that got old pretty quickly. Let's keep it short this time:
I've been an alll-around average P'Hack since '99 and now I'm lucky enough to get paid for it. Of course, I still carry scars of previous battle featuring Visual Basic, Turbo Pascal and AppleSoft Basic.
All my love either goes into my (increasingly decreasing) day job managing financial transaction systems or my evening gig maintaining, expanding and babysitting the most annoying web site on the planet..
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(what does this mean in real terms?)