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first two words-pattern matching
your file seems to be a csv file. Wich is not seperated by commas but by tabs. But the seperator is not important.
Maybe the Text::CSV module or other modules about csv can help you as well.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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