I can understand this. Got contacts. Trained myself for a few days before I could actually touch my eyeball. (yech.) Went back to glasses anyway.
I *like* glasses. I'm nearsighted with astigmatism (can't tell you my numbers off the top of my head, but they're rather bad). I take 'em off to read, wear 'em for everything else.
I think laser surgery is safe enough, and the cost low enough to go for it, but I like my glasses. What can I say? They help define my face. It looks weird in the mirror without them. *shrug*
...you might be eaten by a grue...