I had to vote for Aegis. There's nothing like having the firepower of a cruiser from the US Navy to keep the other programmers in line.
Right, now I want to write a revision-control system called Yamato, or maybe Iowa. I do have to wonder about your workplace, if you have to deal with threats from airborne programmers on a regular basis....
ObPedantic: IIRC, Aegis is the radar+missile+FCS system, Ticonderoga is the ship class.
Found a typo in this node? /msg me
% man 3 strfry