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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I am a M/F/Other (take two)

by extremely (Priest)
on Nov 07, 2000 at 15:10 UTC ( #40329=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to RE: RE: RE: RE: I am a M/F/Other (take two)
in thread I am a M/F/Other (take two)

Hmm. Gotta take issue with some of these:
  • chomp() => nuzzle()
  • chop() => shop()
  • sort() => neat()
  • use => commit
  • do => makelove
  • import => (no-op, it's the default)
  • bind => ring
  • socket => XXXXXXX # censored...
  • connect => # no change, it perfect
  • truncate() => spring_clean()
  • split() => willbeback()
  • dump() => letsbefriends()
  • pack() => luggage()
  • unpack() => three_days() # oo that one might be bitterness talking.
  • no => NO
  • package() => wrap()
  • require() => longing()
  • length() => XXXXXXXX() # censored...
  • study() => stalk() # it never helps...
  • each() => together()
  • getppid() => rabbittest() #ewww
  • pipe() => thingy()
  • wait() => hurry()
  • return() => comeback()
  • formline() => slimming()

Other notes: If getpeername returns "bitch", accept() and listen() will both fail. Also, log() and sin() can't be used together. our() and my() both mean my().

The "Threads" keyword for commit has been changed to "Outfits". lock() becomes snap() when perl is compiled for "Outfits".

If I'm going to hell for this, at least I'm in good company.

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[james28909]: but then you have the others as well
[Lady_Aleena]: Renaming things like get_THAC0 to just THAC0 was easy. These are harder.
[james28909]: consolidate the three subs into one
[Lady_Aleena]: Um, what?
[james28909]: check is is data or hash or array and do tasks then return needed data
[Lady_Aleena]: james28909, you might want to look at the other two on my scratchpad.
[james28909]: after you send to a sub, you can check if it is array or ref ect with ref

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