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(redmist) RE: RE: I watch the Olympics

by redmist (Deacon)
on Nov 10, 2000 at 14:17 UTC ( #40915=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to RE: I watch the Olympics
in thread I watch the Olympics

That was a SUPER story! Reality Warping Powers are just the BEGINNING though! Among the advantages to coding Perl:
  • The ability to eat any vegetable without chewing.
  • Being able to look up entries in the encyclopedia WITHOUT OPENING IT!
  • Sex Rays...lots and lots of Sex Rays (kind of like pheromones, except with alot of built in functions).
  • Time control. If you ever run into that problem of going too far back or something, you can use select(undef, undef, undef, $exactTime) instead of sleep($time).

Yup...that's what you can do.

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