in reply to Most of the email spam I get is:
So does SpamAssassin — and it's all Perl!
Makeshifts last the longest.
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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