Thanks for your assistance. I had actually began creating a "kitchen sink" module for it but bailed out mid way through when I ran into confusion handling the module object within the invoking script. I will continue hacking away.
You know that objects and modules are not synonymous. You create an object by using modules, but modules can and do exist outside of objects. Take a look at the source for List::Util for more information as to how you can make this work.
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