in reply to Best part of Thanksgiving
Being a vegetarian on Thanksgiving at your relatives house is interesting: (it seems we have it all figured out at my house)
"I'll pass on the stuffing (dressing). It came from inside the bird. Did you by any chance make any one the side? No. I'll just have mashed potatoes."
"You just put turkey gravy on my mashed potatoes. I'll pass that on to someone who isn't vegetarian. Could I have another plate? Thanks."
"Me being vegetarian has noting to do with whether I love you or not, Grandmom."
(To a drunken uncle). "No, ham is definitely meat."
(After having to fight for everything on my plate, and only ending up with greenbeans and carots.)
"You know what? I'll just have water."
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Re: Best part of Thanksgiving
by Ignorance (Monk) on Nov 28, 2000 at 00:21 UTC | |
Re: Re: Best part of Thanksgiving
by Blue (Hermit) on Nov 28, 2000 at 03:10 UTC |
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