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by chipmunk (Parson)
on Nov 28, 2000 at 02:12 UTC ( #43554=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

This silly poem was inspired by Chris Nandor's D'oh module.
#!/usr/local/bin/perl %wakeup and goto WORK; do { nothing }; { time for break; m mmm, Donuts } sleep (0); { my $lunch = sub { sandwiches }, (2 or 3); chomp, chomp } sleep (again); Zzzzzzz. alarm()??? : system 'meltdown!!'; use # use what? use what?! D'oh!!!! 3-2+1;0 ... BOOM

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