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Re^2: The New Job

by Anonymous Monk
on May 17, 2005 at 22:28 UTC ( #458020=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Re: The New Job
in thread The New Job

Here's a powerful tip that will make your boss think you are a superstar: At all times, be able to give a 20 second answer to the question, "How's it going?" that is centered on the miracle you just pulled off and how you are saving the project with what you are working on. Your manager only has 20 to 60 seconds. Be sure you include some phrase like, "I've got it under control," or the manager will go into problem solving mode. (Problems rub off on YOU in the manager's mind.) You have to think up these miniture stories beforehand. BS will not work.

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[ambrus]: Corion: exactly. by pre-forking you avoid that, because you spawn processes from a smaller process that never uses threads and is kept only to spawn things
[ambrus]: (and to wait for the spawned stuff)

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