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Before you can have Sex you really should load up on some pickup lines. And if all this prurient talk offends you, filter it out! Everybody knows Perl programmers are a bunch of potty-mouths.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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