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Re: The Perl Crackpot Index

by jdporter (Canon)
on Jul 28, 2005 at 00:27 UTC ( #478774=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to The Perl Crackpot Index

Very good! However, with

Low points for mentioning Larry Wall, Damian Conway, or Randal Schwartz

you've missed the point of the original. This should be something like:

mentioning "Christianson", "Cousins", or "Dominous".

(I could add "Brian D. Foy", but I don't want to go there... ;-)

Now, how about:
  • Arguing that Perl is a strongly typed language.
  • Arguing that Perl is a weakly typed language.
  • Claiming that Larry Wall doesn't truly understand Perl.
  • Arguing that Perl doesn't really have closures.
  • Arguing that lexical variables and/or namespaces actually decrease program robustness.
  • Claiming at least partial credit for the GRT.
  • Asserting for oneself the license to be rude to newbies due to one's seniority in the Perl community.
  • Claiming that Perl, being interpreted, is inherently less secure than languages such as Java.

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