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Just Another Perl Joke...
It'd be funny if it were true, but it's not.
-- Randal L. Schwartz, Perl hacker
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Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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