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Re^5: When are you moving to India to find a better job?by Anonymous Monk
|on Sep 07, 2005 at 20:14 UTC||Need Help??|
Morally Superior, Inc.
314 Detached From Reality Rd.
Unaccountable, Unrepentant 27182
September 7, 2005
Attn: This Means You
1234 Everywhere But Here St.
Planet, Earth 98765
Dear Unwashed Masses,
It has come to our attention that you are apparently questioning our judgment on matters of free association. As you are no doubt aware, our (choose one: tribe, race, nation, cabal) is (morally, intellectually, culturally, militarily) superior to yours. Therefore, we have decreed that from now on, voluntary, mutually beneficial transactions will be outlawed. In our high, lofty, esteemed position, it is readily apparent that it is not in