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Re: If I were a rich (wo)man...

by sk (Curate)
on Sep 13, 2005 at 05:15 UTC ( #491473=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to If I were a rich (wo)man...

It will be immensely satisfying to annoy Bill G. Remotely reboot window$ using a perl script on my Linux box at constant intervals! (not that rebooting window$ requires external intervention).

While this is going on I will find myself a sound proof room and hack Perl happily :)


Comment on Re: If I were a rich (wo)man...
Re^2: If I were a rich (wo)man...
by chanio (Priest) on Sep 13, 2005 at 05:20 UTC
Re^2: If I were a rich (wo)man...
by tbone1 (Monsignor) on Sep 21, 2005 at 12:46 UTC
    Annoying Bill Gates is easy. Just talk about how great your iPod is, since it just works with iTunes, and now you're thinking of buying a Mac because ...

    Or just send him naked pictures of Steve Ballmer. <shiver>

    --
    tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
    And remember, if he succeeds, so what.
    - Chick McGee

Re^2: If I were a rich (wo)man...
by Moron (Curate) on Sep 22, 2005 at 10:02 UTC
    Annoyance is too good for him - the real mission, which exists but needs more support, is to raise linux to the level of user-acceptability that Windows has no future. Invent your own 'superlinux' (or whatever you call it) theme music and pay to have it played on the radio and television - maybe a video with jennifer lopez and christina aquilera singing a duet and being generally naughty would assist the marketing.

    -M

    Free your mind

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