Beefy Boxes and Bandwidth Generously Provided by pair Networks
Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister

Re: Humorous Module Ideas

by ww (Bishop)
on Sep 14, 2005 at 13:42 UTC ( #491864=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Humorous Module Ideas


Functionality:  Intercepts all email from Pointy Haired Boss;
                selects (semi-)appropriate BOFH response;
                transmits same.  
Requires:       Employment::Current, 
Known Bugs:     Sometimes confuses SWMBO and PHB     
Pending:        Sorry, routines to intercept telephone calls
                and hallway encounters are not yet bugfree.

Inspired by jdporter 2005-09-14 09:51:20-04
    "jdporter reminds himself not to implement that pmcb2voice module."

Functionality:  Transforms PM CB chatter to audio. 
                Selectable voices per participant.
Requires:       Monastery::matters
Known Bugs:     CB Participants
Pending:        An "instant-retroactive-off" button for 
                the moment AFTER the PHB passes your door.

Comment on Re: Humorous Module Ideas

Log In?

What's my password?
Create A New User
Node Status?
node history
Node Type: note [id://491864]
and the web crawler heard nothing...

How do I use this? | Other CB clients
Other Users?
Others cooling their heels in the Monastery: (9)
As of 2015-11-25 17:07 GMT
Find Nodes?
    Voting Booth?

    What would be the most significant thing to happen if a rope (or wire) tied the Earth and the Moon together?

    Results (683 votes), past polls