With respect to your update, count me as one of the people who downvoted you. I wouldn't have had it been made obvious that it was a joke. Something as simple as "/joke" or <tongue location="cheek"> </tongue> would have sufficed. I appreciate humor...probably more than most. I do draw the line at potential miseducation. Remember, over the internet, people can't see a stiffled smile, nor can they read the tone in your voice. Given your update, I wish I could revoke my -- vote.
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