in reply to question for perl book & magazine authors
At least one book I can think of does. Check out Dominus' Higher-Order Perl (ISBN 1558607013).
Do not rebuke them with harsh words ... but rather lead them gently - with URLs - so that they may learn wisdom.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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